Teddy’s Tonic Topical Relief Oil
Hemp-Fueled Grit for the Grind
When the grind wears you down, Teddy’s Tonic steps up. This hemp-charged spray is built for the battle-worn, the hardworking, and the relentless. When your muscles ache, joints creak, or skin’s taken a beating, hit it with a quick spray, rub it deep, and feel the relief roll in.
No fluff. No gimmicks. Just power-packed relief—Teddy James style.
🔥 The Power Lineup 🔥
✔ 2000 mg CBD Isolate – Hemp’s heavy hitter, pure and unfiltered.
✔ Coconut Oil – Rich, soothing base that lays it down smooth.
✔ Frankincense Oil – A deep, woody punch straight from nature.
✔ Eucalyptus Oil – Sharp, cool sting that cuts through tension.
✔ Menthol – Frosty bite to wake up the dull ache.
✔ Nerolidol – Enhances skin penetration, improving absorption for deeper relief.✔ Bisabolol – Chamomile extract known for calming irritation and supporting skin health.
✔ Eucalyptol – A fresh snap of clarity with every rub.
💥 How to Use
📍 Spray it where it hurts – knees, back, shoulders, hands.
💪 Rub it in until it hums.
⏳ Let the cooling sensation kick in.
This is hemp swagger for the battle-worn—because you don’t back down, and neither should your relief.
⚠️ Disclaimer (Big & Bold) ⚠️
❌ Not FDA-approved. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA.
⚕️ Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
👨⚕️ Consult a healthcare professional before use, especially if pregnant, nursing, or on medications.
🚫 For external use only. Avoid broken skin and eyes.
🚸 Keep out of reach of children & pets.
📜 Contains hemp-derived CBD isolate with <0.3% Delta-9 THC (Farm Bill Compliant).
🔞 21+ Only.🔥 Get Relief. Get Back to It.
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Not FDA-approved. These statements ain’t checked by the Food and Drug Admin. Not here to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent jack. Keep away from kids. Talk to your doc if pregnant. 21+ only. No heavy machinery—stay sharp.
Ingredients:
CBD Hemp-Derived Cannabinoids, botanical terpenes, <0.3% Δ9-THC. 2018 Farm Bill compliant—less than 0.3% Δ9-THC dry weight.
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