🍧 Slurty THCa Hemp Flower – 🍊 Citrus Kush & Heavy Calm
Lineage: Slurricane × Gelato 33
Potency: 48.59% TAC | 33% THCa | 14.37% CBD
Type: Indica-Dominant
 
Aroma & Flavor – Tangy, Sweet, and Diesel-Funky
 
🍊 Citrus & Orange Zing – Bright, tart, and juicy
⛽ Diesel Funk – Gassy kick with depth
🍬 Sugary & Spicy – Sweet on the front, spicy on the back
🌿 Earthy-Sour Undercurrent – Grounding and bold
✔ A terp-rich explosion of citrus, fuel, and kushy sweetness.

Primary Terpenes:
🟢 Caryophyllene – Peppery, relaxing, and anti-inflammatory
🟢 Pinene – Pine freshness with mental clarity
🟢 Limonene – Citrus-forward with mood-boosting lift
🟢 Carene – Sweet, sharp, and slightly musky
🟢 Myrcene – Sedative and earthy
🟣 Linalool – Floral calm and body ease
🟢 Humulene – Woody, anti-inflammatory effects
🟢 Phellandrene – Sharp citrus and minty tones
🟣 Nerolidol – Herbal, soothing, and grounding
🟢 Bisabolol – Gentle, floral, skin-soothing
 
Slurty – Deep Chill with a Burst of Citrus Euphoria
This one ain’t just pretty—it’s potent. Slurty comes on smooth, lifting your mind with a euphoric citrus zap before gently dragging your body into a thick kush cloud of relaxation. Your thoughts slow. Your limbs sink. Your couch becomes the coziest place on Earth. It’s the perfect wind-down flower with a zesty attitude.
✔ Immediate head high that fades into calm
✔ Perfect for movie nights, rainy days, or deep resets
✔ Big-time flavor backed by bold cannabinoids
 
Why Choose Slurty?
✅ 33% THCa & 14.37% CBD—a powerhouse with balance
✅ Citrus-diesel flavor with smooth Gelato finish
✅ Designed for euphoria, body relief, and deep rest
 
The Takeaway

Slurty hits like a freight train in a candy store—sweet, citrusy, and absolutely loaded with heavy relaxation. With nearly 50% total cannabinoids, this one doesn’t just impress... it melts.
 
✔ THCa hemp flower in its purest form—Experience the Difference
 
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